reversedluck:

pepperfairy:

piapedia:

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

*entire population of finland gets offended*

Oh you summer child.

Black Licorice in US doesn’t have the same recipe as the one in Finland/Sweden. Thus it taste differently. Our shit is real, your’s fake so therefore it probably taste kind of… off.

No they don’t like the original either. The weaklings spat them out. At least then I had the bag all to myself.

piapedia:

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

*entire population of finland gets offended*

Oh you summer child.

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

I read bang…

(Source: themourningroutine)

jennyjennybobenny:

Leonardo DiCaprio Is Aggressively Enjoying Summer

"Of all people on earth at this time, Leonardo DiCaprio is having the most fun. As a grown-up with a Super Soaker, he possesses the joy of an entire summer camp. His happiness is every lemonade stand, his delight is every four-leaf clover, his ecstasy is every ice-cream cone with rainbow sprinkles."

Leo doesn’t even care if you are judging his cargo shorts.

Oh and guys… I bought my first EVER bikini.

Hooray for high waist everything!

Mojitos and Fifth Element with Johanna!

yeffyaboyuice:

boop boop boop boop

(Source: youtube.com)

Coffee and orgasms

I wondered what would make a vacation morning even better…

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

(Source: shrugging)

The Librarian replied with an expansive gesture that indicated, as clearly as if he had said ‘ook’, that Rincewind was a wizard with a hat, a library of magical books and a tower. This could be regarded as everything a magical practitioner could need. An ape, a small terrier with halitosis and a lizard in a jar were optional extras.
Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)

(Source: scitchet)

My hama bead birds i just made

I  really hate when guys ask what’s my type of guy…

tastefullyoffensive:

[sirtwixalert]

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck