bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

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I watched Maleficent and only now noticed how Aurora is pronounced in English just like “oh raw raw”.

This amused me to no end.

dogapult:

dog.exe has crashed.

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crydaisy:

hey lil pompom eat ur greens

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Last of summer

Walk

I did it! I went to the basement and back!!!

And I was also happy to notice I have a chip basket down there! Score! Don’t need to buy one.

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Saturday morning

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When I was a kid, I didn’t get porridge for breakfast like the rest of the kids. Dad fed me bread. So when I was sick, I’d often go to my grandparents’ during dad’s work days. There… There I would get porridge. Every time I was sick, porridge. So for a long time porridge tasted like fever.

It was only when I tried to change my eating habits I figured eating so much bread was not good. So I started eating quark. It was all good until I needed to start cutting back on the cost of my food. My thoughts went back to porridge. I started eating it with my favourite berries and it was alright. I was slowly but surely curing myself from the childhood fever-porridge-trauma. I never really liked it. Porridge, I mean. I guess it was all good, cause one tactic of eating less is not to eat your favourite foods. If I don’t think it is heavenly good, I can go with a smaller portion.

Now tho… Now. I mean… I have found a way to have my porridge so that I really really like it. With banana and peanut butter… Funnily enough I’ve never really liked peanut butter that much. Just used it in cooking. Now… Now all that has changed. Porridge with peanut butter and bananas.

I have seen the light.

Today I would need to go to the basement again. Shit why didn’t I ask dad to help me yesterday… I really don’t want to go to the basement.

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

Now why that doesn’t surprise me that the one going nuts is a cockatoo..

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